Woke paper
Frank has finally finished his paper on Diversity and Inclusiveness, just before the end of his first year in college. Now all he needs is a picture for the front page of the paper. As always, he turns to his parents for help.
"Ow, Frank, not so far up! My shoulders are starting to hurt! Loosen it up a little, will you?"
"C'mon mom, it's just for a couple of minutes, and it looks really cool. There: you're done!"
"That's one way of putting it! I really feel I'm done, trust up like a turkey! I... Jezus, I can't do anything! I'm completely stuck! And... BEN: what are you smirking about?"

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